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Secondary effects of blogging on Christmas day
Exposure to insipid holiday cartoons can be the most hazardous side effect of committing font to display today. Otherwise, the dog is pretty content. Santa gave her four gigantic chewing outlets. Three...
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Huh? I slept through the last apocalypse
The weather wasn't bad on the surface, last December twenty first. It's the damned high humidity that seemed to zero in on my back pain. I recall that day very clearly, in that I recall that I slept...
View ArticleNEWSFLASH: User abuses blog-posting priveleges
Hi, Ben here. That's right, i'm breaking the chain of Gruntled's quite intriguing blog posts to attempt to draw some attention to my proposal on the future of one of our foreign-language...
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Moving in the 'write' direction
Hi, Ben again. Yep, that rhymed. After Readmesoon, Frosty and I had a collective epiphany about the current state of the wiki, some things are happening. You read that right. Things.First of all, i've...
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Kamelopedia!
Guten tag, meine freunde.Following a nice discussion with the guys at Kamelopedia, I am pleased to announce that we have finally found our German sister. Both wikis now recognise each other as foreign...
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Thoughts of the Decade (07 February 2013)
*Snores*Oh, huh, wha? *Snorts*What, why'd you wake me up there? I was quite happily enjoying an eight-month-long snooze and you just had to wake me up for no reason!Wait, Illogicopedia may be moving...
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Where Are They Now? #1 - The Chipmunk Chef
No figure was quite as prominent in early Illogicopedian history as the infamous chipmunk chef. Yet he remains elusive - nobody knows his name or current whereabouts, his favourite board game or brand...
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Mars Cadbury Electicated Adminz
Last Thursday, the unthinkable happened. A bulbous, flightless bird waddled into the centre of Illogicopedia, waved his magic banhammer, and turned a candybar into a Werewolf. It couldn't have...
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Illogicopedia's new host? Uncyclopedia.co.
If there's an advantage to having your own Foundation, it's being the first to hear of backchannel developments. While I've yet to convince anyone to openly join me in writing any satirical commentary...
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Illogicopedia Moving Sale - Final Clearance - Everything Must Go
It's that time at last. Having survived numerous tear-jerking, all-nighters sitting up with Carl B to divide the MP3 collection and negotiate shared custody of the chihuahua, ?pedia is moving out at...
View ArticleUPDATE: We're moving. Changing servers. Really. We mean it this time.
This just in from our dedicated personnel at the Illogicopedia Relocation Committee (IRC), when asked for an update on our move:[#illogiocopedia and that story of Rasputin's penis having a wart on...
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Illogicomedia has moved!
I just wanted to mention that today, July 2, 2013, we changed web host providers.That's it. It was that simple.No letters to the powers that be (that'd be me). No public consultation period. No whining...
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Foundation welcomes first regular user
Today the Illogicomedia Foundation would like to recognize a first in our history: a registered user that visits regularly.While we get thousands of hits for each new article we publish, our traffic is...
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THIS IS NOT A JOKE: Illogicopedia has moved
You may recall our original announcement back in August of 2012 where Lyrithya cc'd us her Dear John letter to Carlb, announcing that Illogicopedia wanted a divorce and that he could keep the house...
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Presenting the illusion of activity by changing stuff on the main page
Moving the house cats to the new server proved to be rather easy. The hyenas proved to be more of a problem.First of all, they were all blazing rather brightly when it came time to move them. Then a...
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Article 5
Another year of lull has transpired across the time/space matrices of Illogicopedia, and the Pope couldn't be more pleased. The Alpaca Rendezvous Project was a raging success, having raised the...
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Article 4
Consider, if you will, the sweet granny in the picture. She lovingly bakes swastika cookies for local Bund meetings. The look on her face says, "ach! so my friggin' grandson disapproves?" I watched a...
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You bring the tripe, I'll bring the wine
The Tao Te π"The π which cannot be expressed as a ratio of integers is not the π."In the act of creation, boom! down goes the server. Just because everybody loves π, π don't necessarily love...
View ArticleIllogicopedia closing
It is with a heavy heart that I must announce the closure of Illogicopedia. As you may be aware, our hosting is funded from donations, some of which came from Russia and due to recent upheavals in the...
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No! Don't take that pill!
Professional apoplectic and union gooch bedazzler Warren Leaky-Blemish had decided to use the minions at his disposal to eradicate Illogicopedia. He has failed profoundly.Binging on Red Lobster the...
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We beat Sherpa Image to press with this one
Users at Illogicopedia have recently been accused of snorting Aspercreme with Lidocaine during an after-party for an Australian Rules Power Jousting tournament. Lawyers for the survivors claim none of...
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The 30,000 spammers
I can only delete 100 spam comments at a time? Oh dear, looks like I'm gonna have to book a decade off work...Fetch the extra large bag of Monster Munch!
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Illogicopedia endorses Donald Trump
My fellow Illogicopedians,I have long advocated for Illogicopedia to stand above the political fray, and get involved only in issues of vital importance, like establishing a research grant to develop...
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Spambots Rule Illogiblog in 2019
A new year, a new trash can full of burning spam on the Illogiblog. Fans of salty meat substitute will be pleased to hear that in 2019, we still get at least forty of these tasty treats every week.Not...
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12 Years of Illogicopedia
Forged in the Golden Age of Humour Wikis, Illogicopedia remains at the forefront of Internet nonsense some twelve years later.Back in 2005, Wikipedia jettisoned its humorous content to the...
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